No.1) yadi timile malai kiss garna khojyau bhane ma karauchhu..
Keta “tara yaha tada tada samma kohipani chain ?
Keti “ malai thaha chha tara formality ta pura garnu paryo ni..
No. 2 Rambahadur Dashain ko lagi khasi kinna gayecha!!!
Rambahadur: Sahuji tyo ghorle khasi ko kati paisa ho?
Sahuji: Jamma 500 rupaiya.
Rambahadur: Ammama kati sasto ta. Kina ni testo!!!!
Sahuji: China ko khasi ho. Gurantee hudaina,
ghar pugne bela samma bhukna pani sakcha!!!!!
No. 3 Ekjana le sadhu danga bhanyo “ mero srimatile ekdam dukha dinchha kunai upaye bataunus maharaj
Sadhu “Are gadha ! upaye thaha bhayeko bhaye ma sadhu hunthe…
Joke No. 4
Keta ketilai jiskaudai ” priya ,timikai ma hirday bhitra rakhchhu”
Keti “sandil kholu .
Keta – ”pagal , yo mero hirday ho , kunai mandir hoina ..
Joke No. 5 Dad – Yati thorai marks ? 2/4 thappad hirkaunu parne ?
Son – ho dad,hirkaunu parne , jau maile dekheko chhu sir ka ghar
No. 6) Ram – talking in cell politely
Shym- ko sanga kura gardai ho ?
Ram – wife sanga ?
Shym – yati prem le
Ram – timro ho ni………
No. 7) Ghadi ra Srimatima k farak 6 ?
Euta bigriye pachhi banda hunchha arko bigre pachhi chalu hunchha
No. 8) Lovi BAHUN KAHTMANDU s.t.d. call Garnu Parda, K garla ? Kathandu Pugera Local cal Garchha.
No. 9) Boy: If I Kiss u, Wht do u Think? Gal: T Think, Euta Bebkuf, Jo Pura NEPAL Ghumna Sakthiyo, Airport Batai Farkiyo .
No. 10) When i call u, 1 ring means i’ m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i’m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BAHERA HO ???.. PHONE BAJEKO SUNENAU, PHONE UTHAU….. BAHERA..
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